Happy mothers day weekend, you bad bitches

… because shit is a power word, it just means that you're really angry.  But you can’t say it until you’re older.
Why?
Because its crass
Why do you say it then?
Because mommy is crass
Why?
Because… I don’t value... a lot of the things society cares about? Like being polite, or censorship of emotions.  But there are so many amazing words, sweetheart, swearing is also very lazy…
Why?
Because there’s so many-
No I mean why does- I don’t care about being polite either
Well, maybe you should give it a shot
Why?
Because you might decide you want to be a part of society.  I don’t want to limit your options
Why?
Lots of people like society
Why?
Sweetie!  You can ask me as many questions as you want, but at least digest, digest them a little!
Why?
Because mommy is mortal!
… why?